Gavin: Mommy, I'm hungry.
Me: Did you eat all of your pancakes?
Gavin: Yes, and I'm still hungry. I think I want some Cinnamon Toast Crunch. (To harass the beagle??)
Me: Okay, I'll get you some.
I go to the kitchen and put some Cinnamon Toast Crunch in a bowl, without even looking at what color it was.
Gavin: (looking at the bowl in disgust) But, I don't think I'm a girl, Mommy.
Me: (looks at the bowl, notices it is pink) It tastes the same in a pink bowl.
Gavin: (sets the bowl on the table, refuses to eat out of it) I'm not a girl!
Me: Fine. Starve. (Which, wasn't true. He just ate a whole plate of pancakes.)
Gavin somehow found this on YouTube. Yes, he knows how to watch videos on YouTube. It's the new object of his affection.
No, this will not be replacing the cowboy hat . . .
Well, this is one way to stay cool, I guess.
Get thee to an independent bookstore.
12 hours ago